This just in from the Associated Press: Barack Obama’s race might be a deciding factor in this November’s election.
Ya’ think?! Cracked me up. Like it has never been noticed until now. It’s a new discovery! Barack Obama is not 100% Caucasian male!
When I first saw the article title I thought it was going to be a Dave Barry-esque slam on today’s voters and how something so trivial serves as the deciding factor rather than the actual politics. But now, it’s legit. Here is the article in its entirety, just so I can go back and laugh whenever I want a chuckle over the intellectual shortcomings of American voters: