There is just NO WAY to choose just ten!

Okay, I just can’t choose ten.  I scrolled back to an old Facebook meme where we were challenging people to guess the movie quote and copied them here.  Come to find out some of the ones I included on my Monday Listicles were also listed there.  (Must truly be favorites!)  But let’s play along . . . See if you can name the movie these come from (I have removed those in the Listicles!):

  1. “I’m afraid I walked in on your guest in his state of nature. I fear that I have outraged his sense of propriety.”
  2. “At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you.”
  3. “You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.”
  4. “Goodbye Porpoise Spit!”
  5. “As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless, of course, Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of the house straight away, you wee motherless mongrel.”
  6. “Well, here’s all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it’s your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You’re a freshman, so it’s pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?”
  7. “In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
  8. “I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.”
  9. “We were told to comb the desert so we’re combing it.”
  10. “This, for instance, is under ‘H’ for “toy.””
  11. “You are drunk, and when you are drunk you forget that I am in charge!”
  12. “Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn’t care so much if there hadn’t been so many things I haven’t done yet. So many damn things I ain’t seen or done.”
  13. “All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die.”
  14. “Look Charles, I gotta do this. If I don’t, I’ll be nothing. I’ll end up like my neighbor Ricky Smith. He just sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray.”
  15. “Life’s a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!”
  16. “We need each other. Words and Music.”
  17. “Toe pick!”
  18. “Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue! What would you do without Galaxy Glue?”
  19. “Smiling’s my Favorite” “Make work your favorite”
  20. “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!”
  21. ” I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, how’ve you been?”
  22. “Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.”
  23. “It’s better to help people than garden gnomes. “
  24. “Your highlights go green if you leave them in too long, love.” “How long’s too long?” “About now. “
  25. “Un-congratulations, you’re definitely having a baby.” “Un-thank you.”
  26. “I swear on my bus pass.”
  27. “You feel like callin’ some dinosaurs?” “I thought I might give ’em a holler.”
  28. “I call it Action Jackson, after Jackson Pollock. I am SO getting an A.”
  29. “Don’t knock the ice capades, it was a very good living!”
  30. “Well I had enough, so I said when.”
  31. “Looks like a LOOOONG afternoon of SEGA!”
  32. “Who are they, ma?” “Beats me. Hooligans is what they are.”
  33. “And when were you hoping to dine with us?” “Two years from tomorrow.”
  34. “Shama shama elma commama!”
  35. “Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you’ve meant to me, which – while I do appreciate it – I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.”
  36. “Looks like it’s gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.” “Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.”
  37. “Anybody see ‘Battle of the 80’s Has-Beens’ last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch.”
  38. “Bear left.” “Right, frog.”
  39. “Kat, such a good girl. Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?”
  40. “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.”
  41. “At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.”
  42. “Didn’t you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.”
  43. “You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it. “
  44. “I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.”
  45. “Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.”
  46. “What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?” “It’s aspirin with the “A” and the “S” scraped off.”
  47. “The school gets taken over by terrorists and I’m still on pots and pans.”

You know, I tried hard to make it a list of 50.  I just couldn’t do it off the top of my head.  So for now, here are an additional 47 movie quotes.  A Million theoretical points to whoever guesses the most.  I’ll link the answers here once I get them typed in.  Here is the link for the answers!  Enjoy!

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How do you just choose ten????

I think I’m going to enjoy being a part of the Monday Listicles group.  Last week I struggled to think of ways that I was stubborn and refused to change in 2013.  This week, I have to struggle to keep it to just 10!  My criteria for answering was that it had to be one that I use regularly with m

y friends or family, and one that always makes me smile whenever I hear it.  So without delay, here are

10 best movie quotes

  1. Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so! ~Zorro, the Gay Blade
  2. I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!  ~Willow
  3. “I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.” “We are the United States Government! We don’t do that sort of thing!”  ~Sneakers
  4. I don’t believe in hell. I believe in UNEMPLOYMENT, but not hell. ~Tootsie
  5. I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills. ~Party Girl
  6. We made a deal when I was seven and a half. Night life was The Muppet Show! ~Girls Just Want To Have Fun
  7. “Well, it wouldn’t hurt you to learn some manners, too.” “What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.” ~Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
  8. Y’all, I’m wild. I guess I’ve been wild all along, I just never knew it. ~Shag
  9. Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards! ~Space Camp
  10. “I’m going to try an old trick.” “What’s the trick?” “Push it, really hard” ~While You Were Sleeping

And because it was really hard to stop at ten, here are two honorable mentions:

  1. I hope not sporadically! ~Clueless
  2. I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous. ~The Princess Diaries