Okay, I just can’t choose ten. I scrolled back to an old Facebook meme where we were challenging people to guess the movie quote and copied them here. Come to find out some of the ones I included on my Monday Listicles were also listed there. (Must truly be favorites!) But let’s play along . . . See if you can name the movie these come from (I have removed those in the Listicles!):
- “I’m afraid I walked in on your guest in his state of nature. I fear that I have outraged his sense of propriety.”
- “At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you.”
- “You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.”
- “Goodbye Porpoise Spit!”
- “As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless, of course, Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of the house straight away, you wee motherless mongrel.”
- “Well, here’s all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it’s your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You’re a freshman, so it’s pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?”
- “In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
- “I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.”
- “We were told to comb the desert so we’re combing it.”
- “This, for instance, is under ‘H’ for “toy.””
- “You are drunk, and when you are drunk you forget that I am in charge!”
- “Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn’t care so much if there hadn’t been so many things I haven’t done yet. So many damn things I ain’t seen or done.”
- “All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die.”
- “Look Charles, I gotta do this. If I don’t, I’ll be nothing. I’ll end up like my neighbor Ricky Smith. He just sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray.”
- “Life’s a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!”
- “We need each other. Words and Music.”
- “Toe pick!”
- “Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue! What would you do without Galaxy Glue?”
- “Smiling’s my Favorite” “Make work your favorite”
- “I don’t have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!”
- ” I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, how’ve you been?”
- “Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.”
- “It’s better to help people than garden gnomes. “
- “Your highlights go green if you leave them in too long, love.” “How long’s too long?” “About now. “
- “Un-congratulations, you’re definitely having a baby.” “Un-thank you.”
- “I swear on my bus pass.”
- “You feel like callin’ some dinosaurs?” “I thought I might give ’em a holler.”
- “I call it Action Jackson, after Jackson Pollock. I am SO getting an A.”
- “Don’t knock the ice capades, it was a very good living!”
- “Well I had enough, so I said when.”
- “Looks like a LOOOONG afternoon of SEGA!”
- “Who are they, ma?” “Beats me. Hooligans is what they are.”
- “And when were you hoping to dine with us?” “Two years from tomorrow.”
- “Shama shama elma commama!”
- “Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you’ve meant to me, which – while I do appreciate it – I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.”
- “Looks like it’s gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.” “Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.”
- “Anybody see ‘Battle of the 80’s Has-Beens’ last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch.”
- “Bear left.” “Right, frog.”
- “Kat, such a good girl. Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?”
- “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.”
- “At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.”
- “Didn’t you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.”
- “You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it. “
- “I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.”
- “Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.”
- “What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?” “It’s aspirin with the “A” and the “S” scraped off.”
- “The school gets taken over by terrorists and I’m still on pots and pans.”
You know, I tried hard to make it a list of 50. I just couldn’t do it off the top of my head. So for now, here are an additional 47 movie quotes. A Million theoretical points to whoever guesses the most. I’ll link the answers here once I get them typed in. Here is the link for the answers! Enjoy!
Haha! I’m already planning a follow-up post too! I just can’t restrain myself to 10.
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