Where have I heard that before?

Every now and again you hear a phrase that sticks with you.  Sometimes it’s from a movie.  Sometimes it’s from a song.  Sometimes it’s from that friend you’re with at an all-you-can-eat diner at 3am waiting for her to sober up enough to get home.  But whenever that phrase hits you, you remember it.  It might not make any sense whatsoever, and sometimes it’s just the memory alone that makes it special.  I know I’ve done movie quotes before, so I’ll try to keep it minimal this time!

Life. Love.Lauren

“I’ve seen a look in dog’s eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts”
~John Steinbeck

“There’s shit, and there’s a fan. The two collided today.”
~my little brother.  My apologies for the profanity, but this still cracks me up.

“I am not a physicist, but I’m sure that the theory of the conservation of energy was discovered while watching an eight-year-old pretend to work.”
~ Bill Cosby

And here’s one of my new favorites:
“Any straight person complaining about the Supreme Court striking down DOMA should be forced to hire a heterosexual wedding planner.”
~Joan Rivers

 

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