You think your life has drama, and then you pick up the paper or find a story on the internet that changes your mind. I love it when I run across these kinds of stories. It makes the fact that I think my life is hard seem positively normal by comparison. Take this guy for instance. He was filmed getting freaky with a chicken on the New York subway. They don’t know yet if it’s a hoax or for real, but I’m kinda hoping it’s real. I mean, I love the guys over at Improv Everywhere, and at lest they have style. For example, if you’re going to pull a subway prank, make it one with 5,000 people not wearing pants. Go big or go home, you know?
So once again I started having fun finding weird stuff online. Here are some of the good ones! Continue reading
This from a post in USAToday entitled What if President Obama comes over like Mr. Rogers. (It’s the last few lines that I am quoting here.):
What if Obama, no matter how innocuous his text, conveys Rogers'”Be my friend” aura?
What if he delivers a vaguely positive empowerment message like mega-church pastor Rev. Joel “never-say-sin” Osteen?
WHAT IF … your kids just like their president?
And that, my friends, is the real problem. Heaven help you if you are one of them.
President Obama and Secretary Duncan talk with 9th graders at Wakefield High School. White House Photo, Pete Souza, 9/8/09
For weeks people have been going nuts about President Obama’s speech to all schoolchildren on September 8. For many, they had been in school for a few weeks. Where I live, it was the first day. I don’t understand the uproar. Carter did it, Clinton did it, Reagan did it . . . now Obama is doing it. Big deal. When I was a kid if the President came on the TV, you listened. The teachers were annoyed that they had to stop teaching and interrupt their curriculum, but they did so because it was the President of the United States. You respect the President of the United States, and gosh darn it you would shut up and pay attention in class and listen to what he says. Those sadistic teachers would even give you a quiz on it at the end of the week.
The county in which I live chose not to air the speech on Tuesday but instead aired it today, Friday. Still the first week of school. The President made the text of his speech available ahead of time because of the parental uproar, which personally I think is absurd but hey it actually changed the mind of a few people in favor of letting their children watch the speech. I love this quote from Steve Benen, a journalist for the Washington Monthly. He said, quoting Michelle Cottle, “Obama is the leader of this entire nation. It doesn’t matter if you voted for him — or even if your head threatens to explode every time you think about him. He is the president, and, as such, it’s a big deal that he’s speaking directly to students about the importance of education.” That, in a nutshell, cracked me up. So appropriate to the truth of what is going on.
When the speech aired on Tuesday, my local stations only carried the first few minutes of it. During those first few minutes I was impressed. The president talked about his schooling, how he didn’t like it much either and his mom made him get up early for extra lessons because the education where he lived was sub-par. Encouraged people to stay in school because they might discover they have a talent for writing or for science which could lead to a Pulitzer Prize or a cure for AIDS.
Honestly, people, what is the problem with such a statement??? Continue reading
Here’s part two of the tabs I’ve had open for a week or more sharing bizarre and weird information that passes for noteworthy in today’s society. (I suppose I’m a part of that, seeing as how I actually READ this stuff, but there you go….)
- Evidently the key to winning Rock, Paper, Scissors is to not know which of the three you’re going to throw until the final nanosecond, as subtle arm cues can let your opponent know which of the three you are about to play. That philosophy is what led this guy to win a $20,000 scholarship to Syracuse. And for the record, paper won. My question, does the same hold for Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?
- When I was in college there was a guy named Lee that I knew from BSU that got two speeding tickets in one day, at the same location, from the same cop, while driving to and from home to see his father on Father’s Day. I think this lady finally has him beat. Continue reading
Haven’t done one of these in awhile, so I figured it would be fun to do. And what a wealth of information to choose from. As usual, I’ll try to keep it to no more than ten news articles per post, but there might be multiple posts. There are quite a lot of stupid people in this world, and I’m sure I’m one of them, but at least I haven’t made the headlines. Yet.
- Ah, the cost of beauty–especially in California. This woman was unhappy with her personal appearance, so she visited a plastic surgeon and had a breast augmentation and liposuction. It wasn’t until her $12,000+ bill went unpaid that the authorities were looking for her. She turned herself into the authorities, and was released on a $20,000 bail. The charges of grand theft, commercial burglary, and identity theft are pending, yet my question is this–wouldn’t it have been easier to take the $20K, pay your $12K bill, and still have money left over?
- Remember in the early 1980s the uproar over RU486, Continue reading
Today was the inauguration of the 44th President of the United States. This year, more than any in my memory, people have very passionate feelings over what is to come for the next four years. My mother alone is driving me crazy with her cracks on the now-President and the disaster that his administration is going to bring. Others in places all over the world are crying with joy at how far this country has come.
My feeling (which I have expressed numerous times) on the matter is this: I don’t care who you voted for, as long as you voted. If you didn’t vote, then shut your yap. This afternoon summed it up perfectly: V called me and said “doesn’t today just make you proud to be an American and to be able to witness today?” then there was my mother who called me five minutes after and said “well we’re screwed for the next four years, today is just the beginning of the end.” Look, if you did vote, and you voted for the other party, then I’m sorry you lost. Even though you didn’t vote for him, however, Barack Obama is now the leader of this country. For no other reason than the fact that it is what the founders of this country demanded, the man deserves your respect and your support now that he is in office. I not saying I voted for him, I’m not saying I voted against him–in fact, my friend V and I made sure we each cancelled out the vote of the other as there were things about both candidates that we did/did not like. I wasn’t a big fan of George W., but he was my President and for that reason I respected him. I’ve been fairly careful to not come out with a soapbox and preach my political standings to the masses. Or the smaller crowds either, for that matter. Well, okay, maybe to just the dog. Truth of the matter is I think that Ronald McDonald could have won this as long as he was on the Democratic ticket, since the Republicans have been in the lead for the last eight years.
Enough of me blabbering about semantics. There were a few things thought that I thought were a riot, some thing that I thought were memorable (well, okay, all was memorable, but certain points), and I wanted to write about them so I didn’t forget them all. Continue reading
I realize that there are bargains to be had in retail establishments the day after Thanksgiving. I realize that there are sometimes people that are obnoxious about camping out to get the best deals. Personally, I feel that anything that requires me to wake up at 3am to stand outside for a few hours better have naked men or a championship bowl title attached to it. For the most part, though, people seemed to be cordial in the crowded aisles today. I had to go grocery shopping so I tried to hit Target at lunch, but it was a no-go. They need to a)open up all shopping lanes, and b)designate lines for Black Friday specials and the rest for the day-to-day ordinary shopper. What a mess. Thankfully, WalMart at 1130pm had no lines–just the night stockers to deal with.
But nothing excuses the behavior in these two examples. In Long Island, people were so anxious to get into a WalMart in the wee hours of morning that they trampled down the door and several people along with it. An eight month pregnant woman is in the hospital, and a WalMart employee died from wounds sustained in the event. He was 34 years old, and all he was doing was trying to open the doors for business. People ran right on top of him and refused to leave the store when told someone had died.
Not to be outdone, two men were killed at a Palm Desert, California, Toys-R-Us later this morning. I don’t know what kind of parent is carrying a gun into a toy store, much less what would provoke shots to be fired. But for two people to die? Over something like a Dora the Explorer doll or some other such nonsense? I don’t understand.
As for me, I’ll brave the crowds when absolutely necessary. In the meantime, I’m sticking to Amazon. Delivers straight to the house and someone else has to deal with the traffic. Works for me! In the meantime, my thoughts are with the Black Friday tragedy families. What a way to remember the holiday.